July 2010
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“Sometimes I wonder what any of you boys would do if you weren’t gay....”
– Jack, The Broken Hearts Club
June 2010
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Scenes In The Life: The Modern Gay Man #6
MAN #1: I have to go. I have a date with M. tonight.
MAN #2: M.? I thought you guys broke up.
MAN #1: We did. This is a new M.
MAN #2: Well, at least you don't have to worry about saying the wrong name in bed.
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Tumblr Tuesday
catalogliving:
A twist of something… Elaine was not amused by Gary’s passive-aggressive response to her request to “garnish the cocktails.”
The wittiest tumblr I’ve come across yet. FOLLOW OR DIE, WHORE.
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Scenes In The Life: The Modern Gay Man #5
(A TRICK hits on MAN #1 at a bar.)
TRICK: Hi there, handsome. I just wanted to tell you you've got the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.
MAN #1: [looks back at TRICK skeptically] Oh, yeah? [he covers his eyes.] What color are they?
TRICK: ...
MAN #1: [eyes still closed] Well? [he opens his eyes to find TRICK has moved on to MAN #2.]
TRICK: You've got the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.
MAN #2: Thank you!
MAN #1: [scoffs] Men.
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“You wanna stir up some hootenanny up in this hoopty-doo?”
– Voice Inside My Head #8
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Beast Pieces →
Beast Pieces is the letterpress and design blog of Studio On Fire. Studio On Fire is a hybrid design and letterpress workspace in Minneapolis, Minnesota. In our design services, we are committed to making distinctive work that engages the senses. In our printing, we are committed to making letterpress one of the most premium and relevant production methods for contemporary design. We...
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WASP 101 →
This has “J.B.” written all over it.
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Letter Deux
02.
T., I wish you weren’t such a tease. Our witty, playful banter amuses me and turns me on like you wouldn’t believe. Yes, I find you attractive, but it’s our daily repartee that keeps me intrigued. But realistically speaking, there’s really nothing we can do about it, is there? My attraction to men playing on the opposite team has always been my tragic flaw, my...
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Scenes In The Life: The Modern Gay Man #4
[in the fitting rooms of a high-end boutique]
MAN #1: Why aren't you trying anything on?
MAN #2: If I knew we were gonna go shopping, I would've worn underwear.
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It's late...
and I can’t go to sleep. My sleeping schedule is all kinds of fucked from working evening shifts these past few days, something that I’m not at all used to. This week it goes back to 7am floorset shifts, starting tomorrow (aka I gotta wake up in five hours). Thank Glod for Starbucks and Oo-Lala. - - - I’m restless again and I’m having relationship withdrawals. I want you, I...
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“When I’m done learning, I’m done living.”
– Yours Truly
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Scenes In The Life: The Modern Gay Man #3
MAN #1: Jesus, N.! What happened to your nose?
MAN #2: Remember that ridiculously gorgeous guy with the ridiculously hideous necklace from the club last night?
MAN #1: Yeah?
MAN #2: I slept with him.
MAN #1: And he punched you?
MAN #2: Worse. He refused to take off that ridiculously hideous necklace while he fucked me, so every time he thrusted it kept smacking my face.
MAN #1: Why didn't you just switch positions?
MAN #2: You know I'm only comfortable if I'm laying down.
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“All the best cowboys have daddy issues.”
– Senses Fail
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Why take everything you see? You’ll have...
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Scenes In The Life: The Modern Gay Man #2
MAN #1: Hey, what ever happened to B.? He seemed really good for you.
MAN #2: How would you know? We only got together to fuck. Anyway, it ended before things got too serious.
MAN #1: Was he too afraid to commit?
MAN #2: Oh, no, he's not a commitment-phobe.
MAN #1: What makes you say that?
MAN #2: The fact that he was already married.
MAN #1: Oh, N. Didn't I tell you to check their hand for wedding rings first before you slept with them?
MAN #2: He wasn't wearing a ring, but he had a ring tanline. I assumed it was safe. It IS summer, after all...
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A-R-T
Shopping List: - paint (Burnt Umber, Sap Green) - alphabet stencil set (1”-2”) - black spray paint - alphabet stamps (Courier New font) - black stamp pad I’m branching out to different mediums. Go me.
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Scenes In The Life: The Modern Gay Man #1
MAN #1: That guy you brought to the party last night was really cute. How do you know him?
MAN #2: I blew him in the bathroom of a Del Taco once.
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Letter Une
#01
I don’t know who you are. I really wish I found you, had you with me to get me through this wasted life I’m living. I thought I found you many times, with many different people throughout this course of 22 years I spent in search of you. But all I continue to find instead is mild satisfaction and tremendous disappointment in these people who I thought would be you, but never...
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Love, I don’t know how to say It felt good...
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Worldometers →
This is creepy, especially when looking under Deaths today. To think, all those lives are passing while you’re staring at your computer screen, counting up the numbers. Yikes.
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“Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.”
– Leo Tolstoy
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do what you love fuck the rest. →
FOUND: through my quest in my newfound interest in typography. She fascinates me.
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Letters to ______
WRITE A LETTER TO THESE PEOPLE: Day 01 — Your Best Friend Day 02 — Your Crush Day 03 — Your parents Day 04 — Your sibling (or closest relative) Day 05 — Your dreams Day 06 — A stranger Day 07 — Your Ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/love/crush Day 08 — Your favorite internet friend Day 09 — Someone you wish you could meet Day 10 — Someone you don’t talk to as much as you’d like to Day 11 — A Deceased...
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“The best thing about a picture is that it never changes, even when the people in...”
– Andy Warhol
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O Humanity!
O Humanity, That which seeks compassion From a fellow soul. I am not worthy of the emotions That makes a mortal whole. O Humanity! The despair that floods the earth From every pore. It oozes from the wounds of many; The stricken and the poor Who seek an absolution I alone cannot provide. O Humanity, The greatness of my heart. With gates wide open Once started, Cannot withstand the intense...
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Gouache →
I need to experiment with different mediums. I’ve got an image in my head and I doubt my skills with acrylics can do it any sort of justice.
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10-0615
Vous avez gaspillé votre temps à essayer de traduire cette. - - - Riesci a vedere che io sono annoiato? Day Off # 1 di 3: improduttivo successo. - - - Things I’ve Done Today:
ran around the block a couple times
bought some cigs (as a treat for getting back on the workout wagon)
played Restaurant City for a few 30-minute rounds
took a lot of pictures of my father & dog
ate an...
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Dinah Washington & Max Richter - This Bitter...
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“Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.”
– Soren Kierkegaard
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Mexico 66 →
The cutest fucking shoes.
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“Now remember: If the balloon pops, the noise makes the angels cry.”
– Quinn Fabray, Glee
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Deux Mois
It’s gonna happen regardless. No more acting out, no more being a brat. Time to put these two months to use.
learn how to swim
spend more time with friends (beach, papalecco, extraordinary desserts, etc.)
visit an art museum in balboa park
save money – ??
teach someone else my visual merchandising tricks
EXERCISE HARDER
paint more
take adrenal supplements
roll with the...
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I could really use a wish right now.
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“I just need a compass and a willing accomplice.”
– “Crystal Ball” P!nk
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